I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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