All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
