You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
vagina is talking i cant
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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