Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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