There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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