She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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