I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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