She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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