margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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