So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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