I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I am naked and annoyed.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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