i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The air taste purple.
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