gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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