Don't you send me to vm
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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