Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.