I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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