Non-Jews are for practice
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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