So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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