I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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