So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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