So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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