Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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