Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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