Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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