I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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