I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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