We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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