Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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