I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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