Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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