I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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