How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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