Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
