This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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