It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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