Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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