Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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