Do you still have your period?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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