I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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