normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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