His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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