fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Randomize
