last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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