Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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