I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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