I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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