HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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