brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
