i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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