Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize