Barsexuality is the new black.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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