"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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