On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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