I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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